u finally make enough money to have a black car pick u up from the airport, but the guys always put the sign down when they see u cause they know it can’t be u. then u walk up to them and say “im donald” and they go “…oh”.

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blackbanshee:

schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

(via pizza)

proctalgia:

I WENT TO WATCH XMEN WITHOUT MY BROTHER SO HE DID THIS TO MY DOG

(via lllolita)

Timestamp: 1404050439

fohk:

Pulp Fiction movie poster (detail)

(via freshsqueezedketchup)

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theimprobablenone:

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER

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Timestamp: 1404050102

master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

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(Source: ieroar, via pizza)

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Anonymous:
How long did it take you to tell Harrison you love him?

umm oh god it feels like 10 years ago or something hahaha, i’d say probably a month or so in, but it depends on the person really, thats just in my case :) 

txnk:

tashherz:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TUMBLR POST EVER.

This. Is. Incredible.

(Source: miniaturewhiski, via h-ula)

Timestamp: 1402755877

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

(via keahni-rawson)